She is 16… gross.  Great role model right here.  Billy Ray gets father of the year… next to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin.

P.s.. check out MIley’s LITTLE SISTER Noah, in the black and red outfit, dancing on the pole… Um, gross.

On a recent episode of Chelsea Lately, Ms. Handler had this to say about Mariah Carey:

On Mariah and Eminem: “…and he threatened to release compromising picture’s of Mariah, which is any picture with her clothes on or not.  This is really helping Eminem’s street cred to be in a fight with Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. “

On her breasts.. “They’re probably so fat and sloppy.  She’s a sloppy pig, I’m sorry.  She’s just sloppy.  And then every time she gets fat, she miraculously, like, gets thinner.  It’s like we’re on to you, I’m on to you detective.  I don’t like that.  It’s like go to the gym and work like the rest of us.  You don’t just get a fixer upper and get somebody to suck out all of your fat… It’s not like you don’t have lipo.  I didn’t say that!  She’s so annoying.”

Um, apparently Ms. Handler is upset about her recent weight gain this past year that she cannot loose.  And still can’t get over people telling her she look’s good for being 50!  (When she is only 34)

xoxo

The key note is her saying that Obama’s DEATH PANEL will kill her down syndrome baby!  Classy!

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As more Americans delve into the disturbing details of the nationalized health care plan that the current administration is rushing through Congress, our collective jaw is dropping, and we’re saying not just no, but hell no!

The Democrats promise that a government health care system will reduce the cost of health care, but as the economist Thomas Sowell has pointed out, government health care will not reduce the cost; it will simply refuse to pay the cost. And who will suffer the most when they ration care? The sick, the elderly, and the disabled, of course. The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama’s “death panel” so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their “level of productivity in society,” whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil.

Health care by definition involves life and death decisions. Human rights and human dignity must be at the center of any health care discussion.

Rep. Michele Bachmann highlighted the Orwellian thinking of the president’s health care advisor, Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel, the brother of the White House chief of staff, in a floor speech to the House of Representatives. I commend her for being a voice for the most precious members of our society, our children and our seniors.

We must step up and engage in this most crucial debate. Nationalizing our health care system is a point of no return for government interference in the lives of its citizens. If we go down this path, there will be no turning back. Ronald Reagan once wrote, “Government programs, once launched, never disappear. Actually, a government bureau is the nearest thing to eternal life we’ll ever see on this earth.” Let’s stop and think and make our voices heard before it’s too late.

An autopsy report issued Friday by Hillsborough County, Florida, cites cocaine as a contributing factor in the death of TV pitchman Billy Mays, who died in June at age 50.

“Mays died from a lethal arrhythmia of the heart caused by hypertensive and arteriosclerotic heart disease,” the county said in a statement attributed to Dr. Leszek Chrostowski, the associate medical examiner who conducted the autopsy.

“He further concluded that cocaine use caused or contributed to the development of his heart disease, and therefore contributed to his death,” it added.

The fact that toxicology tests detected only breakdown products of cocaine, not the drug itself, led Chrostowski to conclude that Mays had used cocaine “in the few days prior to death but not immediately prior to death.”

The autopsy also found low concentrations of ethyl alcohol “consistent with social consumption of a few beverages” as well as the narcotic drugs hydrocodone, oxycodone and tramadol. Mays had prescriptions for the drugs — which were found in therapeutic or subtherapeutic concentrations — to ease hip pain.

In addition, the tests found evidence of two tranquilizers — alprazolam (Xanax) and diazepam (Valium) — which are commonly prescribed for a variety of ailments, including anxiety and insomnia. Both drugs were determined to be in therapeutic or subtherapeutic concentrations.

Mays was found dead at his home near Tampa on June 28.

The Black Eyed Peas are still on the Billboard streak with I Gotta Feeling at #1 and Boom Boom Pow in the top 10.  They are now gearing up to release their 3rd single from the #1 album, The END (The Energy Never Dies).  And they are proving that their energy truly never dies.

The 3rd official single will be track 3 from the cd.. Meet Me Halfway!

Enjoy the pics from the video shoot and look for it by the end of the month, early September.  And enjoy the live performance below while we wait for the video!  xoxo

Perez Hilton always claims that Lady Gaga is his wife.  He was with her when the whole Black Eyed Pea’s incident went down.  Hell, he is even in Japan right now to see her on tour.

Well, on a post today, Perez subtlety  confirms a great rumor going around, which is great because I was wondering why he hadn’t denied it on a blog with all the gossip going around.

Check out the post below.  Check it where he scratches “Lady”…

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Now this is rock ‘n’ fuckin’ roll!!!!

The Lady Hermie Miz GaGa walked off the Summer Sonic stage in Osaka, Japan, on Friday night bloodied and banged up.

That bitch gives her all while performing!

She rocked out with her cock out – and the audience loved it!!!!!!

We loved it!

Such a great way to spend one of our last days in Japan!!!!

The problem?  He has cancer!

But, it was said that he also bought a small green pipe.. So, we are guessing and hoping that he is smoking weed and nicotine!

To help sell a new book, Tony Curtis is stating that he impregnated Marilyn Monroe while shooting the film Some Like It Hot.  At the time, they were each separately married.  And if that was not enough, his wife, Janet Leigh, was pregnant with Jamie Lee Curtis at the time!

Janet Leigh passed in 2004.  Good way to bring up nasty shit after she is dead.  I’m sure Jamie Lee Curtis is loving this.

Of course Marilyn never had a child and Tony states that she miscarried it.  This is his second memoir released in 5 years, and last time he claimed that kissing Marilyn was like kissing Hitler.  Classy.

I smell LIES all over this shit.

P.S… I thought Tony Curtis was gay?!

UPDATE*** I Wikipedia’ed it and it states that he was bi-sexual and slept with both men and women, but favored woman.  Either way, he is an asshole.  Some legacy he will leave.

Women are drinking more in the U.S, according to statistics, and drunk driving arrest among women are arising rapidly while falling among men!

Although men are still responsible for more drunk driving cases, the numbers between men and women are narrowing.

One reason is that women are feeling more pressure now from work and home, and they are driving more because of it.  And these aren’t just the girls you think.. I.e.. the Paris Hilton’s and Lindsay Lohans… These girls are Women who are Mother’s with children in their cars?!

After the recent report of the drunk and high mother who killed her two kids in an accident, along with herself and 3 other people in a head on collision, people are speaking out more about it.

To give you some numbers… Women’s cases of drunk driving have risen 28 % since 1998 while mens numbers have fallen 7 %.

Hope all this talk brings the numbers down soon!

Word is that they will see how well she sells out these 4 shows and determine from there whether or not to do a full Mariah run in Vegas via past performers (Celine Dion, Cher, Bette Midler).  Bring on the BLING!

“Being ugly made me successful.  It forced me to develop a personality.”  -Sharon Osbourne.

Yeah… and a new hair-do, Gastric surgery, and lots of plastic surgery!!  Oh, and bypassing your husband and jumping on every reality TV show you can land!  Work it old lady.  You will always be fat and ugly on the inside.