Miley Cyrus pictured below at the Teen Choice Awards. Ew.
She is 16… gross. Great role model right here. Billy Ray gets father of the year… next to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin.
P.s.. check out MIley’s LITTLE SISTER Noah, in the black and red outfit, dancing on the pole… Um, gross.
On a recent episode of Chelsea Lately, Ms. Handler had this to say about Mariah Carey:
On Mariah and Eminem: “…and he threatened to release compromising picture’s of Mariah, which is any picture with her clothes on or not. This is really helping Eminem’s street cred to be in a fight with Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. “
On her breasts.. “They’re probably so fat and sloppy. She’s a sloppy pig, I’m sorry. She’s just sloppy. And then every time she gets fat, she miraculously, like, gets thinner. It’s like we’re on to you, I’m on to you detective. I don’t like that. It’s like go to the gym and work like the rest of us. You don’t just get a fixer upper and get somebody to suck out all of your fat… It’s not like you don’t have lipo. I didn’t say that! She’s so annoying.”
Um, apparently Ms. Handler is upset about her recent weight gain this past year that she cannot loose. And still can’t get over people telling her she look’s good for being 50! (When she is only 34)
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Wow!
An autopsy report issued Friday by Hillsborough County, Florida, cites cocaine as a contributing factor in the death of TV pitchman Billy Mays, who died in June at age 50.
“Mays died from a lethal arrhythmia of the heart caused by hypertensive and arteriosclerotic heart disease,” the county said in a statement attributed to Dr. Leszek Chrostowski, the associate medical examiner who conducted the autopsy.
“He further concluded that cocaine use caused or contributed to the development of his heart disease, and therefore contributed to his death,” it added.
The fact that toxicology tests detected only breakdown products of cocaine, not the drug itself, led Chrostowski to conclude that Mays had used cocaine “in the few days prior to death but not immediately prior to death.”
The autopsy also found low concentrations of ethyl alcohol “consistent with social consumption of a few beverages” as well as the narcotic drugs hydrocodone, oxycodone and tramadol. Mays had prescriptions for the drugs — which were found in therapeutic or subtherapeutic concentrations — to ease hip pain.
In addition, the tests found evidence of two tranquilizers — alprazolam (Xanax) and diazepam (Valium) — which are commonly prescribed for a variety of ailments, including anxiety and insomnia. Both drugs were determined to be in therapeutic or subtherapeutic concentrations.
Mays was found dead at his home near Tampa on June 28.
“Being ugly made me successful. It forced me to develop a personality.” -Sharon Osbourne.
Yeah… and a new hair-do, Gastric surgery, and lots of plastic surgery!! Oh, and bypassing your husband and jumping on every reality TV show you can land! Work it old lady. You will always be fat and ugly on the inside.
Joan Rivers has a new TV show coming out on TV Land and a Celebrity Roast on Comedy Central. So, to get people hyped, she is doing what she always does: talking shit. The victim this time? Chelsea Handler.
When an interviewer mentioned Late Night being a man’s world, Rivers had something to say…
“There’s one girl, Chelsea Handler. But she’s not funny!“
Diss!
But come on, Chelsea is doing just fine with or without Joan River’s help.
Also, when asked about celebrities today, she backhanded Cameron Diaz.
“They’re handled badly. In the old days, when celebrities went out, they were dressed. I don’t wanna see Cameron Diaz in sneaker’s and no make-up. There’s no glamour.”
On that note, we couldn’t agree more. But in the old days, they didn’t have camera’s following you 24/7!
And they are coming to Dallas! Don’t play! We wanna go!!
Fox has some smart promotions for their new show, GLEE. First, they got everyone excited by only showing one episode this past Spring to get everyone for the full season come Fall. Now, they are sending the cast on a mini tour to sign autographs and give sneak previews of the show. Exciting! Check below to see if they are coming to a city near you! Because they are coming to Dallas, near us!! What what!
Nancy Ann Grace is an American legal commentator, television host, former prosecutor, hater of Duke lacrosse, lover of pant suits, and a dick. While many people are dicks for comedic value, Nancy Grace does not understand comedy, and is a dick because she’s simply a bad person.
She frequently discusses issues from a victims’ rights standpoint, with an outspoken style that has won her both condemnation and praise. The praise coming from avid fans of pant suits, the condemnation coming from everyone else, especially the makers of pant suits.
On her nightly current affairs show (which should be titled “Missing White Girls”), Grace takes pleasure in bullying guests and even her own crew. Mistreating people on national television is not all that bad, unless you consider the fact that she drove one guest to kill herself.
Oh, she also lied about the circumstances surrounding her fiancé’s murder, but who doesn’t?
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Her tears have taken her a long way… Now she goes backstage with Allison Iraheta!
I’ve been writing songs with different people — Patty Griffin, John Brion — people that I really love and I’ve been friends with for a long time. These are great collaborators, I’ll probably begin recording in November or December next year. My record is coming out next year; it’s going to be half stuff I’ve done over the year. For example, “Eat Me Out,” which I did in my show last year, is a big gospel salute to cunnilingus, which is so ridiculous. I guess it’s comedy, I don’t know. My hero is Weird Al Yankovic. I’m following in his impressively musical footsteps.
Check out her song, I Cho Am A Woman, that she premiered last year on her VH1 show.
Hha. JustJared is reporting that Star Magazines senior reporter Kate Major has resigned due to falling in love with Jon Gosselin.
He sure does get around for being so gross.
Eh, hope they don’t spawn any children together.
Oh… and yeah, they are shacking up at Lindsay Lohans dads place in the Hamptons? Reallly. Hha.
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We have yet to see even a minute of the HBO acclaimed show, True Blood, but we may need to check it out very soon! Full of hottness!
Love it! Sprite made a commercial for Germany… and they went a lil too far. So, it has been banned from TV. No worries though, we have it below! Enjoy!! xoxo
We are totally digging the hell out of the new show Drop Dead Diva! It’s like “Legally Blonde” meets “Big!” Each episode leaves you rooting for the underdog and loving life!
The show tells the story of a beautiful-but-vapid model wannabe, Deb, who has a fatal car accident and suddenly finds herself in front of Heaven’s gatekeeper, Fred, who declares her a self-centered “zero.” Outraged, Deb attempts to persuade Fred to return her to her shallow existence but is accidentally relegated to the body of the recently deceased Jane Bingum (Brooke Elliott). A brilliant, thoughtful and plus-size attorney with a loyal assistant (Margaret Cho), Jane has always lived in the shadow of her more comely colleagues, whereas Deb has always relied on her external beauty. Now, by a twist of fate and a bolt of divine intervention, Deb must come to terms with inhabiting Jane’s plus-size frame in the ultimate showdown between brains and beauty.
Even Kathy Griffins butter face is trying to get in on the action.
“I was an extra on the Michael Jackson Pepsi commercial!”
Um, who cares.
“Jon [Lovitz] was there. They were taping it. We really didn’t notice [his hair on fire at first],” she says. “When it actually happened…he was literally spinning, and then there was smoke and a bunch of people kind of jumped on him.
“They didn’t tell any extras what was going on. Then rumors kind of rippled through the audience,” Griffin goes on. “By the time I got home that night, it was the biggest news story on the news. It’s fascinating somebody had that tape.
Hmm… And we still don’t care.
